Written creative(?) things

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Short stories:

"Każdy koniec to nowy początek" [PL] — wherein sociological (r)evolutions happen and we're there to observe it; ~31.03.2016.
"Наган" [PL] — slightly soviet sniper girlfriends win battle, but at what cost?; 04.2016–30.09.2016.
"Świat to kilka takich pokoi" [PL] — wherein I abstract the causes of WWI in the context of a stereotypical social building; 01.06.2016–03.06.2016.
"A Widow's Trace" — Overwatch smut, enter at own risk; ~10-20.03.2017.
"The Taste of MI" [PL] — lass reminsces about her key life points while lying in wait for her wife; 30.06.2017–12.08.2017.

Translations:

Funeral Blues (ew. Pogrzebowy Blues) [PL] — Translation of W. H. Auden's "Funeral Blues" for a contest; 19.04.2018.
Sherlock Holmes，the Published Apocrypha (ew. Sherlock Holmes，Opublikowane Apokryfy) [PL] — Ongoing effort to translate the entirety of "Sherlock Holmes, the Published Apocrypha"，currently roughly on page 22 of 330; 07.12.2017–WIP.
Erotica [PL] — Ongoing translation of some of my faves from Reynolds' "Erotica"; 18.11.2018–WIP.

The-less — Write a story without using the word "the"
End = Start — You must start and end your story by using the same sentence
No gifts this year
Six Minutes — Two people, talking. The scene only lasts a few minutes. No flashbacks
Cucumber Dog — You meet dog who stands with a green knapsack on its back and tells you "I am on a journey looking for Ass, Potatoes, & Cucumbers. Can you assist me?"
Get Up，Soldier — "Get Up, Soldier, You're Not Dead Yet"
Utopian Assassin — Government mails money for amount of happiness spread. You sometimes get some. One day you get a truckload
Degenerate Watch — Plot is based on some song
Ghostly Lasers — Cats interpret laser pointers the same way people interpret ghosts
The Last Eye — First-person narration without "I"

Things otherwise existent:

Moon Is Harsh Mistress [PL] — Review of Robert A. Heinlein's "Moon Is Harsh Mistress"; 06.04.2017.
ПИПА [PL] — an actively developing collection of the creations of Felicia – the artistic cooperative Поезия Интригующия Поетов Анахронических; 02.11.2018–?.