Just a general preface: I do not offer any kind of guarantees about the quality (other than that it increases over time), well-writtenness,
readability (what is "correct" word order, what do you mean sextuply-compound sentences are unreadable, what do you mean they can't be 331 words long),
or comedic value (save for the fact that it's usually high-context and maths based (I mean I'm a programmer, so))
of anything that follows (also I really like parens).
Some of these require some specific context to make sense, some do not make sense at all, but they're all presented in some
(more-less original, see individual prefaces) form here.
Some are just bad, or hold some scheiss biases – I'm mostly referring to the ones released before 2017,
as 09.2016–06.2017 was an extremely formative period in, among other things, erasing shit that comes bundled with being from Poland,
but cut fifteeen-year-old наб some slack.
- "Każdy koniec to nowy początek" [PL] —
wherein sociological (r)evolutions happen and we're there to observe it;
- "Наган" [PL] —
slightly soviet sniper girlfriends win battle, but at what cost?;
- "Świat to kilka takich pokoi" [PL] —
wherein I abstract the causes of WWI in the context of a stereotypical social building;
- "A Widow's Trace" —
Overwatch smut, enter at own risk;
- "The Taste of MI" [PL] —
lass reminsces about her key life points while lying in wait for her wife;
— Write a story without using the word "the"
End = Start
— You must start and end your story by using the same sentence
No gifts this year
— Two people, talking. The scene only lasts a few minutes. No flashbacks
— You meet dog who stands with a green knapsack on its back and tells you "I am on a journey looking for Ass, Potatoes, & Cucumbers. Can you assist me?"
— "Get Up, Soldier, You're Not Dead Yet"
— Government mails money for amount of happiness spread. You sometimes get some. One day you get a truckload
— Plot is based on some song
— Cats interpret laser pointers the same way people interpret ghosts
The Last Eye
— First-person narration without "I"
Things otherwise existent:
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